Nonsense.

When I eat a Little Debbie Swill Roll, I try to aim for four bites (remember: I’m talking about one log, not both in the boxed “twin” packs).

So, I take two “modest” first bites. Then, I realize, if I half the remaining SR with my third bite, my last bite is going to be smaller than the first or second bite. I eat the rest in one bite. I really only ever get three bites.

Conclusion: The most important bites of a single-log SR from the box are the first and second. Don’t be greedy for the early payoff. Be patient, savor the first two, then get ready for the finale.